Hello Good Morning: The greatest story ever told.

Hello Good Morning: The unofficial start to summer is here. Enjoy.

Me: Hey Monkey, just curious to how many fucks you give today?
Monkey: (Gif above)
Me: Zero, exactly what I thought.
Instagram junkies are going to crap an Empire State building when they see this:
The Instagram Socialmatic Camera
Yes, that just happened. The team at ADR Studio have sold their souls to the devil and conjured up one of the best inventions of the year — possibly the decade. The Instagram Socialmatic Camera brings the Instagram icon to live, allowing the glorious app to actually function as the instant film camera that has spurred its very existence.
Here are some of the features:
• 16 GB mass storage.
• Wifi and Bluetooth.
• 4:3 touchscreen.
• 2 main lens, first for main capture, second for 3D filters, webcam applications and QR Code capturing.
• Optical zoom.
• LED Flash.
• Internal printer to make your Instagram photos real.
• Paper cartridge with Instagram Paper Sheets.
• Dedicated 4 colors ink tanks.
• InstaOs 1.0, which put together Facebook and Instagram App feature.The Instagram Paper Sheets has a retro side with a glue strip, so you can use your photos to vandalize anything your heart desires.
Pics just got real.
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Hello Good Morning: Carpool lane.
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Opens Sat, May 19, 7-9p:
”Luminosity in the Dark Rift”
Doze Green
Jonathan LeVine Gallery, 529 W20th St., NYC (9th Floor)
a series of mixed media works on canvas, panel and paper. Green’s signature aesthetic combines figurative abstraction, organic cubism, fluid line work and stylized letterforms. Using an array of mediums with an intuitive, stream-of-consciousness creative process, the artist’s skillful approach involves rich layers of overlapping elements, intricately woven into tapestry-like compositions. - thru June 16
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